Monday, August 31, 2009

I absolutely dread coming to work. Especially when I have to face stupid people who do not know how to take initiatives. Blah.

The lady who is replacing me is like that. In my opinion, she is useless, slow, stupid to the extent of being beyond hope.

Alamak, I shouldn't be so mean. Okay...I will ask her to join Sammie and myself for lunch. But...we won't get to gossip...

Sunday, August 30, 2009

The following is what my friend posted as a note on his Facebook:-

Sat, Aug 29, 2009

I honestly don't like Singaporean men very much. They bore me. The majority are so homophobic that they wouldn't even appreciate Sacha Baron Cohen's alter ego, Bruno! Or maybe, it could simply be insecurity arising from the fact that they have on multiple occasions unwittingly exposed themselves to Bruno. Don't know what I'm talking about?

Yet, I do need to credit Singaporean men with a couple of things.

1) Singaporean men are rock steady. Because of the risk-adverse nature of the well-educated, average Singaporean male, he is effectively the financial pillar for any woman and tai-tai's-to-be. Never mind the financial turmoil, he's probably got it all planned and sorted somewhat.

2) Singaporean men are steadfast, loyal and faithful to a cause. Foreign female friends rant and rave about how the Singaporean Joe is ever eager to please. Their Asian roots help - no further for a doting father and family man.

3) Singaporean men are so united. In a relaxed setting, two things effectively bind men here - and that's army talk and soccer talk. I've witnessed so many Singaporean Joes chummying up within minutes of idle banter on these two default topics.

4) Singaporean men respect their elders and tradition. While increasingly local women stray on this, the men remain stalwart.

Moving on, time to get bitchy with the bitches - the worst of Singaporean women. I tend not to develop close relationships with many Singaporean women because their faults repulse me so much.

When you do catch me with female company during the weekends, you'd discover that they aren't local, or they have spent many years abroad, or also hate other Singaporean women with a passion. What's there to dislike? Too much!

1) Sarong Party Girls (SPGS). I was at Attica some weeks back, just tagging along with some friends. I was rolling my eyes over and over again. Local girl after local girl were hurling themselves at Ang Moh men, disregarding the Caucasians' looks and profession. If you think that these SPGs are those who are sexed up, dressed in tight or revealing clothing and beach-tanned, that isn't sot. The SPG mentality is so widespread there is even a SPG in every Plain Jane.

2) The Non-SPGs are unadventurous and boring. They are the "I don't know, anything goes!" type. What's their idea of spending the weekend? Shopping, lying in bed, watching Korean or Japanese soap operas. Ask them out to go for in-line skating, cycling or shooting it out at paintball and they'd talk you out of it.

3) Spineless, shapeless wrecks. She NEVER lives for herself but always about what her boyfriend wants, what her mother wants, father wants, friends want. The biggest irony? Her friends are equally lost! Unlike the robust women from the West, these Vanda Miss Joaquims have no dreams, goals or passions. Oh sorry, I forgot - they do however continually seek out men they can leach inspiration from and direction from. The one time you never want to be close to a Singaporean woman is when she is out of job and bumming. They are just SO DRAINING! At least in Japan, women are domestic lords.

4) Complacent As Hell. The Singaporean woman naturally doesn't give a damn about her appearance, what with all that "if he loves me, he'll accept me for who I am" jazz. To them, getting attached is an excuse to get fat, as is getting hitched, having a baby, or becoming a mom. I know this too well. I live with one, the Monster Mom. Don't blame your husband or boyfriend for the "overtime work" or inordinate amounts of "business travel".

5) They are prissy. Hello? The poor guy's only asking to go out with you. It's not like he's proposing. And where have you been? Reproduction ain't the sole function of sex.

6) Twisted, warped minds. Girls reading this may attest to hating your moms. I wouldn't speak so soon. It's a vicious cycle.

7) Choping seats with tissue paper. Absurd and completely unacceptable.


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1. Oh come on, this is so shitty. Who says that all Singaporean women has got a SPG in them? I, for one, dislike caucasian men. I am no lover of some stupid Bread Pitt or Fernando Torres. Come one lah. Whats so attractive about them?

2. Huh? What about the lazy Singaporean men? All that they do is sit around to talk about their cars. You think they do sports? More like they meet for that pint of beer!

3. So, what are the dreams of Singaporean men? To earn enough to provide for their mothers?

4. Crap! We are always trying to make ourselves prettier. Unlike you men who think that you should be accepted for whatevery pig that you resemble. There are so many 30 year old men out there who sport a huge beer belly and they don't do a single thing about it. You always see pretty girls hanging on the arms of fat and ugly men. Singaporean men are the ones who don't give a damn about how they look!

5. Reproduction isn't the sole function of sex so are you gonna go hump everyone you meet like a bunny since its so pleasureable?

6. Yup, the one who wrote the note has definitely got a warped and twisted mind.

7. Don't make it sound like the men don't do it. I definitely don't chop seats with tissue packets but I've definitely seen the men do it and I've ever seen them chop seats with cigarette packets.

Stop criticising the women only!

Friday, August 28, 2009

Slow - The one word that I use to describe the lady replacing me.

She is sooooooo slow! Just like a sloth!

Send her an email at 9.16am and I get a reply at 5.30pm. Mind you, she is new and will be taking over my duties and from what I see, I haven't given her anything much to do.

She is so slow I get frustrated sometimes.

I wonder what will things be like when I'm gone. She will be left to die on her own. Teehee...none of my business though. I'm anticipating my maternity leave.

Oh and she does not listen to our advise. I'll be waiting to see how she dies.......OHOHOHOH!

Short Girls on Scramblers or Other Big Bikes

Short Girls on Tall Bikes.

They are a HAZARD to other road users!

If they are tall enough to have their feet touch the ground, its still considered okay. Its the whole feet on the ground and not tip toeing, mind you!

They are TIP TOEING! For goodness sake! They can lose their balance anytime and who is gonna save them when they topple over? They will get run over by the other cars!

ALAMAK! Girls who are too short should be banned from getting big bikes!

What are they gonna do when they come to a traffic light? Step on the tyres of the cars beside them or throw a stool on the ground so that they can step on it? (must remember to tie a rope onto the stool so that they call reel it in when the light turns green)

Its extreme stupidity!

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Stupid Old Woman

Okay. I officially HATE my CEO's Secretary.

She is such a biatch.

She does nothing in the office but to make calls to her boyfriend and spend all her fucking time chatting with him on the phone and over msn.

I heard her boyfriend was previously from our company too. He was the Finance Manager, married so was she. Apparently, the story was that she fell in love with him and decided to seduce him and broke up both his and her family.

I wonder if her boyfriend really is working since all his waking time is spent talking to her on the phone. bleah..

Ok, back to the topic. I really dislike this LAO CHAR BOR.

A lot iof work to do meh? Always claiming that she not no time for this, no time for that. Wah piang eh, really feel like slapping her upside down sia.

Now, she is being told to handle all contracts for the company, confirm she will try to siam one mah. Wah lao eh, dunno if my CEO is blind, pay her to do nothing but chat on msn and on the phone with her boyfriend all day long.

I want to CC her in one fucking email also must get her farking permission!

Damn fiak...

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Blogger Templates

I am an idiot when it comes to templates. Damn...I wanna add so many things onto my blog but I have not a single idea how to go about.

Like right now. I'm trying soooo hard to edit my blogger template. So many stuff to add onto my template lah.

Somehow, I have a feeling that nothing will work out. I'll end up copying someone else's template and using it. Just like I always did....

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Moving Down...

Come September, I'll be moving down. From level 6 to level 4. From Sales & Marketing to Business Development.

I took a few shot of my table and you'll be able to see how messy I am. Lol.


Can you see the mess?


Here's my desktop




Once I move down to level 4, I suspect that I will be shaking leg all day long. ROFL. SHiok arh!!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

My Monster

Feels like its been a long time since I last blogged. Heehee...very lazy and don't have a single idea what I'm gonna type. Now, here's a video clip of the monster in me kicking.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

3 more months to go...

And I haven't bought a single thing for my baby!

First things first, I think I'll need to get a baby sling, a stroller and a cot. Alamak...I totally forgot about it. Damn...so many things to buy!

I need a check list...what are the things that I need. In case I forget. I'm looking at all the 2nd hand strollers on ebay now. Hopefully I can get something cheap and good....ARGH!!

Tuesday Blues

The long weekend is over!! *Sobs*

I wanna stay at home and rest! I'm so tired today. Feeling super cranky and I can just bite off anyone's head. RAWRRRR!!

Tuesday blues! I am praying for November to come soon so that I can stay home and sleep all I want. heehee...Yes, I am lazy but I've been working for 2 years non stop! NO breaks, no long vacations! Tired of it all. I just wanna stay home and rest...

Friday, August 7, 2009

Depressed

I am depressed. I just realized that I can never travel out of the country. My hubby got no passport, he probably wont get one for the next 10 years and he is too lazy to apply for a temporary one. He definitely won't let me travel without him. I feel locked up. I feel JAILED up.

I'm tired of our relationship. Tired of his always wanting something better, newer, more expensive.

We just bought a new TV. I was told to pay $200. He just bought a pair of new spectacles costing $260, I paid $130. I'm told to pay half for every thing and I don't ask him to pay a single cent for baby at all. Baby's check up. He paid nothing. Baby's package, he paid nothing. He won't need to pay a single cent for my baby's labour. Most of it will be paid by my Medisave and I will pay for the rest out of my own pocket.

We went grocery shopping on Wednesday. He spent close to $50 for rice, toilet rolls, tissue paper and some tidbits. I was telling him that I will pay for it but he insisted on paying. Guess what happened? He was nagging and complaining all the way home! Saying that he spent so much money when he don't even earn that much, that he is disappointed that I never offered to pay half. I was like...KNN lor! You told me not to pay, you are the one who declined my offer and now you're saying that I never offer to even pay half? WTF! Then I told him that if he expects me to pay half, then say! Don't act like gentleman and say don't need only to end up nagging at me! What more, you are the man aren't you? You SAID you're supposed to provide for the family right?

ARGH!!! My blood boils at the thought of it. KNNBCCB!

I am born a pampered life. I had a maid since I was a BABY okay. Now that I move to your place, I sweep your room for you, wash my own clothes and yet you expect me to HANDWASH my clothes?


ARGHHHHH!!!!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Am I Wrong?

Quarrel with hubby again over where baby and I are going to stay after I give birth.

I proposed moving back home, staying at home during the weekdays and going back to his place over the weekends and he is giving me hell.

I don't see what is wrong with me staying at my place where I have MAIDS to take care of my baby. His place? Everyone is working! Well, his dad is jobless now, so am I supposed to ask his dad to take care of the baby?!

He really is ridiculous. He keeps saying that my insisting to move back home is being childish. What is he going to do? Employ a maid to look after our kid?

I've got TWO maids at home! One to help my mother out, the other one to look after my grandma, I'm pretty sure it will be okay if they shared the responsibility to look after my kid?

He is so freaking childish and yet, he is saying that I am childish. I feel like strangling him!

Monday, August 3, 2009

Not A Good Day...

Today is not a good day for me. I'm not feeling well. My tonsils hurt and I'm feeling groggy. Wish I can jump into bed and sleep. I think my tonsils are inflamed. Again.

Definitely not H1N1. I know when my tonsils is giving me problems. Grrrr...
Should have had them removed.

I'm falling asleep in the office. The little one is kicking me like there is no tomorrow. I'm contemplating quitting my job and doing a full time diploma. Should I? Hmm...its only a 8 months course. Maybe I should give it a try.